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20. |
Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95. |
19. |
Fetch command not available on all platforms |
18. |
Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side. |
17. |
Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit. |
16. |
Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail." |
15. |
Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating. |
14. |
Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working. |
13. |
Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee. |
12. |
Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver. |
11. |
Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging. |
10. |
Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb. |
9. |
Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome |
8. |
'Cause dogs ain't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand... |
7. |
Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software. |
6. |
SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test. |
5. |
SIT and STAY were hard enough, MEGABITE and CLICK are out of the question! |
4. |
Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever. |
3. |
Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master's.leg. |
2. |
Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms. |
| and the Number 1 Reason Dogs Don't Use Computers... | |
1. |
Too Hard To
Type With Paws. |
