Wisdom-From-The-Internet Archives
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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. You're never too old to learn something stupid. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
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